slopjockey

joined 2 years ago
[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

(Rationally) "If there's grass on the field play ball"

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 13 points 1 year ago

Just guys like that and guys like this

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 21 points 1 year ago (43 children)

Musk's twitter is unleashin/g/ the worst posters that the CS world has to offer

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 27 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Actually I was wrong, the guy is gay and married. But he IS a trumper, so I probably got mixed up.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 21 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Does the (straight) CEO not realize how easy it is to get laid off Grindr? It's an Ok Cupid-style grid, and there's a profile flag you can set that literally says "yes please, send me NSFW pics". You can literally send you hole/pole to everyone who would want to see it in a 3 mile radius

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 7 points 1 year ago

The way he admitted it was hilarious too

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That's amazing. Do you think they crtl-f'd the name changes or ChatGPT'd them?

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 21 points 1 year ago (7 children)

I wanted to see how much lactose was in Monterey Jack, and this was the very first result on bing for:

monterey jack lactose per 10 grams

https://thekitchencommunity.org/the-nutritional-profile-of-monterey-jack-cheese/

It's absolutely over. This is why every other search I make has "site:reddit.com" attached to it.

And no, the site didn't tell me how much lactose there was per gram

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think they've been pretty sane AI-wise, lately.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41667652

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 12 points 1 year ago

There is an übermensch and there is an untermensch.

The übermensch are masculine males, the bodybuilders I follow that are only active in the gym and on the feed; the untermensh are women and low-T men, like my bluepilled Eastern European coworker whose perfectly fine with non-white immigration into my country.

The übermensch also includes anybody whose made a multi-paragraph post on 4chan with no more than one line break between each paragraph. It also includes people at least and at most as autistic as I am.

[–] slopjockey@awful.systems 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not sure if this is esoteric or just clasically insane

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