skeezix

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As of two months ago, Physics Girl is getting better again from long covid in c/upliftingnews@lemmy.world
Being attacked by a Clown while riding an elevator in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

He could be arrested for assault

The Rings Of Power Season 3 enters production as teaser heralds Sauron's return in c/television@piefed.social
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

At least they aren’t putting in a holodeck

TIL Nauru is the most obese country in the world, it's estimated that 94.5% of Nauruans are overweight or obese in c/til@lemmy.world
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They are so fat. The fattest people on the planet. The picture on their dollar bill is a cheeseburger. The national bird is a roast turkey. They play the national anthem on Whistle Pops. The national holiday is hot fudge Sunday and it’s celebrated every week. Their shirts are 100% cotton candy. The national sport is all you can eat contest and citizens are encouraged to practice every day. The national animal is the chocolate moose. When a bride gets married the dowry is a big bowl of macaroni and cheese.

Arkansas 'Whites-Only' Town Revives Far-Right Ideals: Return to Segregation? in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Arkansas is the anus of the USA

Anyone else think of this scene when putting new vehicle registation tab over old one every year? in c/bikinibottomtwitter@lemmy.world
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Must be an American thing.

Besides bars and clubs, how does a guy put himself around more women? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Get a HoBbY! JoIn A ClUb! Put yOuRsElF oUtThErE!!

Passenger plane with 49 people onboard crashes in Russia’s far east in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What you talk about comrade, Peotr use wire and glue to fix rudder. No problem have a drink vodka my friend.

Doctor who supplied Matthew Perry ketamine and called him a ‘moron’ is set to enter guilty plea in c/usa@midwest.social
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who knew the time lords would do such a thing

Which state in the US is the worst to live in? Why? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Mississippi is the anus of the USA.

Arrests in China after more than 230 kindergarten children poisoned by lead paint in food in c/world@lemmy.world
Trump thinks Canadians ‘nasty’ for avoiding U.S. travel, banning booze: ambassador in c/canada@lemmy.ca
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Gotye is just someone that we used to know. (lemmy.world)
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What's with all the fart posts today? (lemmy.world)
 

Is it international fart day or something?

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My last view yesterday of the US; one-way ticket. (lemmy.world)
 
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Why did trump go after the Gulf of Mexico rather than New Mexico? (lemmy.world)
 

Seems the latter would be more a “priority “ for conservatives.

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Welcome (lemmy.world)
 
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How German Police Do Police Brutality (lemmy.world)
 
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Putin's Sovereign Gaming Console Revealed (lemmy.world)
 
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Chase the Clouds Away (lemmy.world)
 
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Solution for the Trolley Problem (lemmy.world)
 

As soon as the trolley’s forward wheels pass the switch lever you throw the switch so that the rear wheels go on the other track. Since the wheel trucks can’t swivel 90 degrees, the trolley derails gracefully, saving all lives.

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Funny but it's even less funny (lemmy.world)
 

It took a day, but they have accepted their orange overlord.

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Funny but it's not funny. (lemmy.world)
 
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Elon Musk goes on attack against Tim Walz after ‘dipshit’ comments (www.independent.co.uk)
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