silasmariner

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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 hours ago

Rare sighting of one of earth's hair follicles, very difficult to find, earth's not very hairy

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 0 points 11 hours ago

Oh my God. You didn't even recognise that bit as being ripped straight from the matrix did you. I'm so old.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 9 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

What is a meme? How do you define 'meme'? If you're talking about what you can repost, what you can shitpost, what you can share and upvote, then 'meme' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

From this we can infer that there is a complex function homomorphic to fucking 🤔

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

'What in the fucking fuck' implies that fucking is an injective function over the field of fucks.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Red delicious is such a disappointing apple

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 48 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Absolutely not. Lifeguards literally save so many lives. Maybe it's different in the US with its weird power structures and motives, but lifeguards are more like the fire brigade than the police here...

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Get a shower speaker, actually wash yourself in the shower. Wow, a song and a half, guess I'm done.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Good enough example, although I would've picked dealing with a live incident

Yeah a grass lawn with no flowering lawn plants is dull and borderline sterile anyway. At least it's not being replaced with AstroTurf

He drops commits but keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, CI goes so loud
He tags the release but it won't go out
E2es choking now, pipeline' jokin' now
Clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow.

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