shutz

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[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago (5 children)

A piece of shit that's been sitting out in the sun for 4 months is likely to be more solid than a fresh one. But it's also likely to be more brittle.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 19 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Rules of Acquisition: 34- War is good for business 35- Peace is good for business

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Would you believe them if they said they ruled it out?

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

No, that was precisely my thought process.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If changing territory resets the count, then the US is only as old as when Hawaii or Alaska joined (I think Hawaii was the last addition? Dunno, I'm not an American...)

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

It's easy to claim victory over a non-existent foe

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Alien vs. Predator: whoever wins, we lose

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

Start a registry for people suffering from erectile dysfunction.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Does it taste like you put the lime in the coconut?

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Elon Musk l'a tweeté: Marx était un capitaliste, c'était même dans le titre d'un de ses livres.

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

Then you don't know what Roku is either. Because it's definitely a steaming service, too.

For example, they got the exclusive on Weird Al Yankovic's "Weird". I watched that on Roku. The first time. But I found the ads so grating that I pirated it so I could rewatch it without the annoyance.

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