Found the mf who was texting in front of me at the cinema
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Mf wants his bananas to grow in the ground 😭😂👎 no thanks I'll stick with the ventilated variety
Now I'm seeking the answer to this question
Why is it that I can't stand the pod but the listeners are so based
You know when America is withholding aid that the best thing to go down in the current year is underway
Can't wait for lemmandroidos🙏
What do you mean when you say it's a communist project?
Just last night I had a dream where a lawyer came to my work to interrogate me but I wouldn't give her a single straight answer, not even my name lmao. For some reason I was being investigated for suspicious keystrokes logged on my work computer (my subconscious is ratting me out to the feds)
Absolutely riveting
Bourgeois feminism ✅
Capitalist realism ✅
Dissent commodification ✅
No wonder every single person I talk to is absolutely itching to throw their money at this thing.
Come back tomorrow for some war apologia and for the reasons why we should be the only country in the world with nukes!
I'm willing to lend my Ouija board if required