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I lasted 14 minutes before I ended up under a bridge throwing shit at passers-by

Cocaine Mitch

Right combination of acid and whippet hitting frequency will get you partial synesthesia

You don't want to know how to get the full thing

I really am going to have to play this game huh

Fuck this dude and his plan and his shitty fat polluting murder machines

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I literally think about this every day. How can I inconvenience these shit heads who block the sidewalk, nearly murder me, etc. All I wanna do is get home safe ffs.

I was thinking some sort of paintball delivery device would do nice (not shaped like a gun I don't want to die), or maybe something that would subtly wack their car as I drive by? I'm not sure if I wanna get within sticker applicating reach

You cut off the wrong cyclist, cager

I should really upgrade my lock, now that you mention it.

The cager phenomenon is really sad. It truly is scary to be amongst the cars when when you aren't in one yourself - you are literally putting your life in their jacked up, oversized, smoking, texting, hands.

Not to mention the ones who intentionally fuck with you.

But then again, most will hop in the Tahoe (my sworn enemy) even when there's a perfectly good path for them to take to the spot 1km away

I feel uniquely lucky to live in a spot where my work and all amenities are within 15min of cycling. Catch my ass absolutely beaming on my bike as I cruise leisurely down the path.

Every experience I have with drivers makes me more

Sidenote, I want to carry something for when cagers attempt to murder me, any thoughts? I was thinking a pouch with paintballs I could throw, idfk

Xibucks payroll enjoyer checking in here. These lovey-dovey posts are interrupting the flow of misinformation and must be stopped