shittydwarf
joined 9 months ago
Its from the wikipedia Goatse list of edits
"Research has identified that the Goatse Man is in fact named Kirk Johnson, or at least goes by that name online. He is the same person who appears on Bottleguy and Detroit Hardcore, as confirmed by the mole at the top left corner of his anus- the chances of another practitioner of anal stretching having a mole in the same place is extraordinarily unlikely. It is this analysis that ties hello.jpg and the contents of gap.zip to the name of Kirk Johnson. It is also a supposed "fact" that Kirk is french, however this is likely to stem from a BME article about anal stretching featuring a french practitioner who is not Kirk Johnson, and therefore this rumour is likely to simply be xenophobia
Goatse was identified by his butthole picture
Formerly great
He's got to be hooked up to a catheter
I can't believe its not
Have you tried persecuting all the scientists yet??
If there is ever an invasion we will use deep-newfie code talkers, the baymen are unintelligible except to one another
If you time it right enough it'll put the turd right back where it came from