you are a sweetie pie.

for optimum flavor the small child needs to fit in a size husky pair of Sears Toughskins.

Not being able to figure this one out makes so much sense now - I was today years old when I first heard about Sears Toughskins. I also definitely didn't buy some on eBay in the time between seeing your reply and typing this out. That would obviously be an insane thing to do (they should be here sometime next week)

The language you used for this recipe is nothing short of amazing and you should really consider writing a cookbook lol. I'm having a little bit of a tough time with one of the requirements though.

I feel like I'm pretty decent when it comes to units of glops, squirts, and shakes (also happens to be the name of the mixtape I'll be dropping this upcoming fall). What are the maximum dimensions of the small child who should be doing the mashing though? Pease feel free to answer in any unit of measurement you see fit 🙃

They don't call him Benevolent Q. Cumberbatch for nothing

I think it's actually gonna be much worse since that is clearly a 4000 year old ghoul who will be roaming graveyards long after we've all decayed into dust

Imagine if men had an actual need for an app like this

You can get rid of it pretty easily with a userContent.css file. This is the only CSS rule you'll need in there:

.logo-and-wordmark {
  display: none !important;
}

And here's a good link that explains how to use custom CSS in firefox if you're not familiar with it already.

Edit: setting browser.newtabpage.activity-stream.logowordmark.alwaysVisible to false might do the trick also

This is one of the most absurd ideas I've ever heard. I LOVE IT

Yet another example of why the field of Teletubby anatomy should be left to the experts like yourself