shades

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[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago

witness yourself becoming One-Sheet-Shane on the throne in 3 days.

¡Not everybody's got a Golden Asshole, Kyle!

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

they didn’t understand the colloquialism “shits tight”

¡Duce's Loose!

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

¡Gettin Khan-ed over 'ere!

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

would say they’re “handi-capable”.

FTFY

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 84 points 7 months ago

Jury Nullfication is the People's Presidential Pardon

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

Please, Please, Please let the second continuation of this comic be him hearing a doorbell, grabbing some of his guns, then looking through the door's peep hole to see two Mormon's in suits holding a Bible.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think we need to define TV.

¿Is that like short form content for boomers with longer attention spans?

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago

Absolutely. I was tired of watching regurgitated bullshit. If your media is making me check my phone ever 5 minutes or less your media is garbage. I can go to an EDM show and listen from 5 to 8 hours of music and forget I even have a phone.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Legally, the murder was wrong. Full stop.

¡Hey Buddy! That's for a jury to decide

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago

"sophistication"

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