shades

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Peak Bay Area Comedy

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

¡Fool me once.... Can't get fooled again!

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

All bodies should be automatically given to science and organ donation upon death.

Let me get that right. What you're proposing is that every human is a burlap $ack full of $$$ if not ruined by cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, or cancer from micro plastics is to be given away for free with zero compensation to the grieving family and all $xx,xxx to $xxx,xxx profits for said sold organ going to some executive?

¡Fuuuuuuuuck that shit!

¿You think this kid's knee or kidney is gonna pay for someone not in this blood line's Ferrari?

¡You're out of your god damn mind!

My next of kin get market value of that organ or my shit gets burnt to ash and pressed into vinyl records so I can continue going to raves even after I am dead.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

Can't seem to find the 'reply' button on any comments in any threads anymore, they musta changed something... so I gotta create a top level comment now to reply.

"So, just like the 9/11 hijacking changes everything about how people respond to a hijacking event, this changes everything about answering your door. You see someone dressed as a cop at your door, you don’t answer the door. You call 911, then have then identify the name and badge number of the cop at your door and you don’t answer the door until 911 acknowledges its a real cop at the door."

IDK about you but after you don't answer the door, I wouldn't be calling 911, I'd be playing possum with a fucking loaded gun waiting to go off if the front door opens or waiting for them to leave. The guy didn't say he had a warrant, and if the police have a warrant just one cop isn't going to be there, it'll be a Pride of LEOs.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Sure would be good if people by and large just stopped watching sports because of this bullshit.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

LoL "Unprovoked Attack on Iran"

Irans existence is enough of a provocation for Israel to attack, lets be real here.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

“murder is bad but war is acceptable”.

War isn't acceptable, that doesn't mean the other guy with plenty of guns isn't going to war with/at you.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

There's a paperback version of offline maps. Don't forget your compass to find the azimuth.

Also, wrap your shit in foil, and leave the lens exposed if you're too broke for shit.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

whitelist vs discovered the algorithm, same thing really.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

You can moderate with filters, if you're lazy.

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

"Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars" but only if they blow over the legal limit!

[–] shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 months ago

Shoulda put a Trojan on that trojan.

 

¡EIGHT years ago this dropped!

 

We do this every full moon and every Friday night.

 

¡More fun than a cat with a ball of yarn!

I Guarantee*

 

Having fun with glowstick meteors

 

Old man at the end, a juggler, said he never seen my prop before!

 

Enjoy Liquid Soul Sunday #053 with local DJ homegirl @khariszma https://soundcloud.com/khariszma

 

There's 6 glow sticks in the equation along with two camera angles but just one of me.

 

OKAY! It's NOT my actual living room but it was actual living room VIBES being such a small intimate venue it didn't feel like I was out at a club. It felt like The Beat Kitty was over to play a house party on a sound system that costs more money than most houses in the middle west.

 

Me spinning meteor hammers to @widdfam Ep. #8 with @serpenteyesdub

https://www.twitch.tv/widdfam

https://www.twitch.tv/serpenteyesdub

 

I’m in the process of divorcing google so YT is a HARD no for me. Google had demonetized my friend’s viral video (close to a decade ago) of his 5 1/4" floppy drives playing toccata & fugue in d minor over MIDI and it left a FOWL taste in my mouth. Most of my videos are 45-90 minutes in length. Night time videos are 2.5~gb. My day time videos are 8-10~gb. I’m currently looking at playeur vs odesee but playeur has a much lower file limit. I’d like to do higher quality videos but it looks like I’ll be limited to 720p content even though the original is in 1080p. I am looking to monetize my content as well. What platforms do I have available in this day and now?

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