Completely off topic. Shouldn't it be "couldn't care less" as there is no possible way for you to care less than you do about the topic. Over "could care less" stating that you do care and you could actually care less, we don't know how much you currently care, but we can assume it's more than 0.
Not trying to be pedantic, generally interested in the right phrasing as I've heard both and that's how I personally interrupt it.
I always thought bonsai meant little tree. 10 feet tall isn't little.
Edit: I looked it up.