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[–] self@awful.systems 9 points 2 years ago

I swear every VP of Marketing at ShitCorp on mastodon shows up with that exact take in every adblocker thread. some of them follow it up with “…and the modern web wouldn’t exist without ads”, which is how you know they’re on the expensive drugs — these marketing geniuses haven’t noticed the fediverse’s got a pretty fucking dim view of the modern web as a whole

[–] self@awful.systems 3 points 2 years ago

that’s strange! the first one is a link to the awful.systems thread at https://awful.systems/post/1347665 titled “The whole internet loves Kagi, a lovely paid search engine that can find things! 5 seconds later We regret to inform you the CEO is an unhinged narcissist who will harangue you in email” in case you’re able to locate it from that — it’s possible your Mastodon client may be trying to parse it as a mastodon thread link and doing the wrong thing with it. that thread links to this mastodon thread and this blog post which should have some good context on Kagi, in case you’re not able to view the awful.systems thread at all.

[–] self@awful.systems 14 points 2 years ago

it’s unfortunate that all the Google alternatives big enough to matter are all-in on making the exact same mistakes as Google at roughly the same time, probably in hopes that one of them can swoop in and take the top dog spot when the monopoly ruling finally makes Google stumble

and if that sounds like a fucking stupid plan, you’re right, and that’s why neither of us are advertising executives

[–] self@awful.systems 4 points 2 years ago

“hey fucker come prove me right” can be an underrated but important part of the writing process

[–] self@awful.systems 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

me visually: morning meeting poker face, unfireably cheerful when called on

me internally: dear fuck,

[–] self@awful.systems 7 points 2 years ago

I didn’t know Zack Snyder posted here

[–] self@awful.systems 55 points 2 years ago (17 children)

But don’t worry! Google’s AI summaries will soon have ads!

dear fuck, pasting ads onto the part of Google search that’s already known to be unreliable and annoying at best seems like a terrible idea. for a laugh, let’s see if there’s any justification for this awful shit in the linked citation

Ads have always been an important part of consumers’ information journeys.

oh these people are on the expensive drugs huh

[–] self@awful.systems 2 points 2 years ago

our entire industry will regret using Docker in the relatively near term, but nobody will learn a damn thing from the mistake

[–] self@awful.systems 10 points 2 years ago

and if we needed more proof you’re lazy and creatively bankrupt, this swing and a miss at a gotcha confirmed it

[–] self@awful.systems 13 points 2 years ago

just fucking stop

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