sdfric88

joined 11 months ago
[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

Foxes and cougars make really frightening sounds, I have often woken up in a cold sweat from hearing their cries. It can absolutely trigger nightmares when you're sleeping, or startle the shit out of you during the day. At times I've been genuinely torn whether I need to investigate someone in distress or avoid a cougar.

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 2 days ago (3 children)

A stretched out pink butthole full of cum, yes

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So you're saying it takes two to fork

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

I sleep better with your wife in my bed too!

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

For better piracy 🥰

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 week ago

Rest in piss, trashman

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 46 points 3 weeks ago

Damn keep going I almost jizzed

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 4 weeks ago
[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What's the two small bread things in the top right that look like they came out of a mold?

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Probably? PROBABLY? Where's your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's a cute quote but that's obviously not outside. Jeez

[–] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 months ago
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