I was the oldest looking and tallest, so offy duty was mine.
I came out with a bright red and yellow bag with THRESHERS emblazoned across it, bulging with bottles of hooch.
Got on the bus, pointed right at it and said "believe it or not, I'm 15 years old. Single child fare please"
Driver laughed his arse off and did indeed let me on for ten pence or whatever it was at the time.
Not that one, I found another wikia type but cheers for this