sarsaparilyptus

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[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 14 points 2 years ago (6 children)

This article fails to address the most critical issue with cosmic sex: zero-G fluid proliferation. They might need to institute a rule against squirters, and just imagine the cabin after scat play in space.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 13 points 2 years ago

There are games on steam that use their public-facing thumbnail to advertise realistic furry porn cum-chugging sex simulation, and you choose DDLC as your example of risqué content being advertised? Even Nintendo has had Hentai World on the front page of their shop.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online -3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How profound. Clearly, you have a lot of important things to say.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There wasn't a Literacy ranger

"And that's why you always eat your crusts"

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online -3 points 2 years ago

How do you mean, "you" "do" "you"? Do you mean masturbation? Are you asking me to masturbate and send you pictures and videos. That's sick, and you're a pervert. Check your PMs.

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[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I print it out on photo paper, violently scratch the eyes out of any people that might be in the picture, and then nail it to the wall of my basement with all the others.

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online -3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Agreed, mine is a high and lonely destiny

I didn't think I needed to say "except for the total dipshits", but now I'm saying it. Happy?

[–] sarsaparilyptus@discuss.online 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bro you're being so sinophobic right now

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