I'm happy for you
sarsaparilyptus
joined 2 years ago
Yeah or just eat plants like someone who isn't fucking nuts
This is the second-funniest instance in which I've been accused of repeating alt-right talking points, second only to saying I don't like the Star Wars sequels.
I wouldn't know, I only shart my pants in Walmart's Amigo Carts, not space. I can tell you that eating Jack in the Box massively increases forward thrust though.
This makes me HAVE SEX
#HoloYolo
This is not the Katamari Damacy people, it's the people who ported Katamari Damacy Reroll.
Right, assuming they're not lying, which isn't the kind of assumption you should ever make in the tech industry.
Oh come on, it's not like I asked you to picture your own conception right down to the expression on your mom's face when your dad creampied her. That would have just been cruel.
The extent of my American education on this matter, paraphrased:
"During President Eisenhower's farewell address, he warned the American people against increasing social polarization and the dominance of the military-industrial complex, and then it happened anyway. Ain't that some shit? Write a paper comparing the ways we ignored the warnings in Eisenhower's farewell address against the ways we also ignored the warnings in George Washington's farewell address."
I'm a liberal, I can field this one. The form of protest I find acceptable is destruction of government and corporate property, but not working-class peoples' houses and mom-and-pop businesses. Is it really so much to ask to have rioting confined to productive activities, such as trashing city hall, looting Amazon DCs, destroying private jets and yachts, assaulting corrupt politicians, tarring and feathering billionaires, and burning down police stations? The establishment has successfully recuperated progressive protest by tricking people into associating it with low-level domestic terrorism, "we get what we want or maybe your houses burn down"; what we should be doing is repeatedly yanking the choke chain on the state and the 1% so hard their eyes pop out.