Cupping the water against my face and pretending to get waterboar... Pretending I'm a mermaid π§ββοΈ
sarah
joined 3 months ago
NOFX - "Showerdays"
In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It's time to take a bath
I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"
Once every 24 hours
I'm supposed to take a shower
That's not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don't want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn't make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them
Many customers cancelled their subscription due to Nord dropping the meshnet they've changed their mind. The service is still running with no plans of cancellation anytime soon.
I have the stance that being around ones children after they grow up is a privilege, not a right. I hope to remember this when I raise my kids and send them into the world, and cherish every time they come back to visit the nest.
I wish every parent was like that.
-Holiday hugs-
starting to really feel comfortable in my skin
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