saltnotsugar

joined 1 month ago
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

The Balrog could only find a house that was dilapidated and infested with dwarves. When he worked hard to clear them out it got infested with goblins. Then he got murdered in his own house by a literal weed smoking angel. I cry every time.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Do NOT check her live music event out.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

When they brought Jesus back I rolled my eyes and said, “Just like Gandalf eh?”

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Unless the goat is the lead singer.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago

Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

(In heavenly elvish voices)

Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing you know Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This is what we in the jewelry industry refer to as a “big oof.”

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I was there me lads, from the depths she rose, aye. A holographic Charizard in all its glory.

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