Do NOT check her live music event out.
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So you’re a termite?
“…uhhh totally.”
What do we like to eat?
“Stuff and wood and junk.”
Okay good enough.
When they brought Jesus back I rolled my eyes and said, “Just like Gandalf eh?”
Unless the goat is the lead singer.
#5 sleeping dicks out like Winnie the Pooh.
Let me tell ye lads, those Dutch have access to cheese that we could only dream of.
(In heavenly elvish voices)
Shawty had them Apple Bottom jeans (jeans) Boots with the fur (with the fur) The whole club was lookin' at her She hit the floor (she hit the floor), next thing you know Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low
This is what we in the jewelry industry refer to as a “big oof.”
Looks like it’s gonna be one awesome feast!
It’s a lot like a battle where at first you have controlled volley fire, but later the panicked lieutenant shouts out to fire at will.
I was there me lads, from the depths she rose, aye. A holographic Charizard in all its glory.
The Balrog could only find a house that was dilapidated and infested with dwarves. When he worked hard to clear them out it got infested with goblins. Then he got murdered in his own house by a literal weed smoking angel. I cry every time.