Nice. Now I can have two grapes!
saltnotsugar
joined 2 years ago
That doesn’t sound scientific. They probably just dug a hole and humped that.
Control Z. I said CONTROL Z! What’s wrong with this paper!?
Airlines HATE him.
I once showed up 8 hours late for work. My boss wanted our team to have three eight hour shifts but he kept changing the start times and team members so much no one knew when anyone else was working unless they checked the schedule. When I showed up that day I realized I should have worked the previous shift, and another manager asked what I was still doing there. I picked up a clip board and told him I need to check some things. Basically I just stopped in front of various things, nodded slowly, then drew a picture. My boss saw me and said I was a shining example of what to do.
Honey addiction is real and tearing our communities apart.
What about Isukiri who casually took Jesus’s place on the cross?
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-little-known-legend-of-jesus-in-japan-165354242/
Me to the picture: Forgive me lass. Imma drop a ten pounder in a five pound hole.
Weird that you never see a pickup truck flying this banner.
“Can I get a lap dance and some cheese for the nachos?”
The cheese is extra.
“Ugh. Fine!”
Drill sergeant: Everyone’s boobs better be at the position of attention!
Hey baby I brought home some dinner-
“Husband. Thy presence brings thoughts of philosophical questions.”
Alright. I’m just gonna eat this burrito though.