sad_detective_man

joined 8 months ago
[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

ohhhh then somebody here will get it. I might try it, Frostpunk actually left me pretty thirsty for more city management games and honestly having a human skin hat only sweetens the deal

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

I don't get it

they won in the 80's by being super free market and pro-business and can't figure out why that doesn't work in the age of late stage capitalism

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 18 points 11 hours ago (5 children)

if I had relatives interested in making art from my corpse I'd let them in a heartbeat. the death industry is highly wasteful and overwealthy from exploitation

you know they think it does. can you imagine how they would feel without anyone to look down on?

isn't using an apple product just signing up for an extortion of some kind as determined by a wheel of fortune type mechanism?

I thought this was common knowledge in 2025, the jokes started decades ago

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 31 points 13 hours ago

mmmm maybe Luigi isn't a person. what if Luigi is an idea?

Even so, better still Free Luigi

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 0 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

okay that's where I'm calling it. your memory issues or inability to scroll up this emberassing ass thread aren't my problem. feel free to continue this conversation in your vapid fucking vacuum but I won't be receiving the notifications.

oh fuck yes,that's what I needed. thanks brudda

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 3 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

it definitely is. Google will straight up ignore common punks if your using the mobile version or app. but it also just doesn't crawl many message boards, only their home page. I still have to use it because alternatives like startpage don't either but also don't have punks at all (that I know of).

what are you using? is it close to Google's scope?

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 27 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

so Google can crawl through people's RP with a sexbot and present it as search results but refuses to crawl a public web forum so that I can get some decent tech answers using "site:"

glad they got their priorities straight.

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

don't know what that is but I haven't eaten all day so I'm assuming it's food and I'm already convinced. Packing my bags and looking for jobs now

 

This is what I get for scrolling late into the Ambien hours.

 

I feel like I'm going crazy. I love the nightfarers, their mechanics are absolute peak. The sekiro parry has never had more parry frames, the witch lady has a million spells she can combine and they all give me the wizard power fantasy I try to recreate in every game. The new bosses look amazing, it's the weirdest shit I could have ever asked for because I love Fromsoft weird shit. I should love this game.

But I'm tearing my hair out because it's just not fun. I remember feeling similar about Bloodborne when I first tried it but when somebody explained to me I was just interacting with the game's economy wrong it turned it around to be my favorite. So I was hoping this would be similar and I would just need to adjust my expectations and reframe how I move through the game.

But I literally can't with this time limit. I don't like sprinting through the world at lightspeed trying to gobble up items. The play area diminishes as time goes on, I get to see and explore less as I play the game. When I fail against a boss, it's not an opportunity to change and grow. it's the timer starting over again as I hit the slot machine for another roll at some items.

I watched people like letmesoloher and saint riot play and it doesn't seem like I'm doing it wrong, you're supposed to move at a breakneck pace with your friends and blender enemies like Elden Ring co-opers do. I don't know. Am I alone in this? Did anybody else sincerely try but fail to like it?

 

i want to play Elden Ring online. i don't want to spend the entire time in Limgrave at one specific building 😔

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