rubpoll

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[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I remember Samantha Bee pretending to be super horny for Robert Mueller and singing a horrible burlesque number about him locking up Trump while kind of swinging around a stripper pole.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago

I remember Stephen Colbert on election night 2016, after it was called, and he's basically consoling his audience that the nightmare times are upon us but everything is going to fine because America always prevails, and then he gets his mortified band leader to play My Country Tis Of Thee as they fade to commercial.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So what's funnier... he gets exonerated and becomes President again? Or he gets convicted and becomes President again? I imagine the latter would fry the brains of liberals significantly harder.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 72 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

They expect us to be angrier about NK doing this than Israel murdering tens of thousands of people.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

hours

years

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Love getting called a tankie for opposing the use of tanks in Gaza.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Cosmonauts. Fire Fighters. Park Rangers. rat-salute-2

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would refuse to live in a universe with four bill mahers in it.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 61 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If Israel has lost Eurovision enjoyers, their reputation is officially in the shitter.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

That's what The Labyrinth by Simon Stalenhag is about. Black orbs just show up on Earth one day and start pumping the atmosphere full of ammonia gas. Humanity has mere decades before the air becomes completely unbreathable and nothing we fire at the orbs has any effect on them.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yeah, that's what they need to get their birth rates up; more Anime.

[–] rubpoll@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

"Bluetooth pairing..."

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