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It's the closest thing we have to an anthem for the human race.

Such a bizarre dark comedy. Only saw it once when I was like 12, and it completely seared itself into my brain.

Where did we go wrong?

The bad guys won the Cold War.

Then the bedbugs have to pull the train

"Never design a dungeon you wouldn't want to be locked up in." - Vetinari

I can't imagine what it's like believing that the omnipotent ruler of the multiverse cares about you more than others, enough so to rig random things in your favor.

"Oh yeah, me and the all-powerful creator of reality are besties. Sometimes He makes two sodas fall out of the vending machine for me because He cares about me that much. He also rigs sports games for my favorite team because I asked Him to really hard."

Narcissism doesn't even come close to describing that thinking.

Democracies all over the world are ready to fight to the last Taiwanese child soldier!

This is like if the Confederacy retreated to Catalina Island, massacred everyone there, and continued calling itself the rightful government of the entire continent afterward.

Just make sure you sell before the US opens its TSMC plant and drops Taiwan like a hot rock.

First Amendment fans when someone is arrested for perjury: 🙂

First Amendment fans when someone is arrested for making a threat: 🙂

First Amendment fans when someone is arrested for conspiracy to commit murder: 🙂

First Amendment fans when someone is arrested for blackmail: 🙂

First Amendment fans when someone is arrested for lying to the shareholders: 🙂

First Amendment fans when someone is arrested for saying that we need to kill all the gays because they’re grooming children: 😡😡😡

Tankie.

The air fryer is pretty cool I guess.