rotopenguin

joined 2 years ago
[–] rotopenguin 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If somebody went to the expense of developing a bios implant to target you and your exact micromodel of computer, just give up. Hand yourself over to Mossad now, and get it all over with.

[–] rotopenguin 1 points 2 years ago

Which distribution of Windows would you recommend for this debloated experience?

[–] rotopenguin 3 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Windows 11's shell is mostly WebView2.

[–] rotopenguin 3 points 2 years ago

It's the third man.

[–] rotopenguin 146 points 2 years ago (12 children)

I use Ubuntu, which is apparently the least popular distro around.

[–] rotopenguin 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A third of the ship is all Holodecks*, so if you want to bowl you could just load a program up.

*Source: computed by taking the number of "holodeck is trying to kill everybody" episodes and dividing it by the total number of series episodes.

[–] rotopenguin 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Give mpv a twirl. At the very least, it has nice stats under the "i" key.

Right now, I'm struggling with "how does my 5ghz 20 core latest gen intel processor manage to drop frames?" Sometimes the answer is just that computers suck 🤷

[–] rotopenguin 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

The cure for male loneliness is to crank one out over your fancy new body pillow.

[–] rotopenguin 6 points 2 years ago

Here have your 👍 for the "typo"

[–] rotopenguin 14 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I don't remember a whole lot of children surviving. They mostly got hauled off screen as some horrifying casualty, and that was that.

[–] rotopenguin 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Anakin did not like sand, so therefore he had to kill all the younglings to win Padme's love. It's a very clear yet compelling character arc.

[–] rotopenguin 4 points 2 years ago

My first was a 512KB sidecar.

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