roguetrick

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[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

You're well on you way to getting banned from every community in the fediverse anyway so I wouldn't worry about it.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Your nonsense almost makes me want to leave Kbin because even when you get banned on other communities instances I still have to read your nonsensical prattle about how you want to genocide Palestinians.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He will if they nominate him, but he won't during the primary.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I doubt it would quite be Chaucer style middle English, though if you try that's quite readable and understandable to modern English speakers.

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,
The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
And bathed every veyne in swich licóur
Of which vertú engendred is the flour;

About the only hard parts are soote for sweet, and the last line pretty much saying the rain's power begets flowers.

I particularly like

And smale foweles maken melodye,
That slepen al the nyght with open ye,

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Yes but also a subordinate to an omniscient and omnipotent god. He's a tempter and tester of Job. The ultimate responsibility is in the human themselves to meet the test and they are the ones who fail. The sin was not eating the apple of knowledge as much as deciding to disobey god to eat it. That's the "free will" and the original sin that is inherent in humans, and the real enemy. The serpent didn't so much create it as tempt it. I am not a christian, though. I actually believe a god that acts like that is evil.

Gnostics are a bit more interesting, because they view the serpent as a Prometheus figure that shepherded humans to free will while the God that was disobeyed was an evil god.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Diminished gluteal syndrome. It affects men who are often around propane and propane accessories.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i imagined the church would have wanted the faithful to know the enemy a bit more

By their logic sin is inherent in man. The enemy was never demons.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago

The front fell off.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Well done, though I would prefer

Bishop binned because buggery bachannalia breaks bad.

Of course that requires mixing both American and British idioms

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 81 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Cavill is such a goddamn nerd.

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