rimmedalpha

joined 2 years ago
[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

They all do too, except for Judas, we know he uses inches.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

*Only available in US markets

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They'll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 17 points 10 months ago

JD Vance approved!

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I don't think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. 🤔

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 18 points 11 months ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, the rats have to be poor. Rich rats would find a way to help him out.

[–] rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 11 months ago

Even the Maiar know the rules of the road.

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