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But what if they propose to me in public in front of all our friends and family after we've been living together as a couple for the past five years? Do you not understand the amount of pressure that puts me under?

You're going to have to call the police, buddy.

I will be sure to make your voice heard, brother brown.

What if I offer them a ticket to the next High Patriarchy Council meeting? We're going to be discussing lowering the prices of dinosaur legos and how much cheese is too much cheese in a box of mac n cheese.

Haaiii :3

Even our farts smell better when you don't smoke.

I can't hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn't even believe.

All the time I spent trying to get rid of gemini just to now download this. Am I stupid?

I'd wear it tbh

Source?

It's not a complex if it's true.

Fucking everywhere legal in 2027? Maybe the future isn't so dark after all.