regularassbitch

i'm laughing about sitting next to someone on a plane and all you can hear is I WANT TO I WANT TO I WANT TO I WANT

I FUCK YOU I FUCK YOU I FUCK YOU I FUCK

i think the same thing every time i hear someone doing karaoke

dumplings, the children of a dump

it's weird when good things happen partially because of who i am. it's hard to reconcile that with my (admittedly warped) ideas of what being queer means

==b

she wrote this post while driving, folks

family guy funny clips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoHB7iGDFTU

please reply with family guy funny clips

the worst part about this was finding out that David Pecker is a real person

hi i'm pipi

i read this in shadow's voice. this is his new backstory

i'm not saying tesla owners deserve to be cooked in their cars, but...

this is an amazing opportunity for everyone to simply stop eating meat