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[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

bubby that's why i can't be around diabetic people's pee. i smell that sugar and i'm a hog in a trough

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

it's called Gen V, it's a spinoff but it exists in the space between last season and the one that hasn't come out yet

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

i'm gonna start typing and just post what i have after i get done. sorry in advance

i was going to panda express and there was an entire line of anti-abortion protestors in front with their little manufactured signs and their little manufactured outrage. my first thought was "why are they even out here? we live in the south, they already won". that's the thought i keep coming back to. what are they hoping to gain from this? think about their Sunday: go to their little corrugated steel compound they pretend is a church, read a story about Jesus washing a sex worker's feet then go out and make the world feel as uncomfortable as they do. they wanna be crusaders but they're doing their "activism" 500 feet from where they make orange chicken and they don't even have the conviction to get out of their lawn chairs to do it. i feel like Jesus would want all of them to get a fucking hobby.

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

very interesting that i was BANNED from hexbear after admitting i read theory with a hard penis? i'm rotating Lenin in my mind while the liberals on the mod team are suppressing revolutionary thought

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

honestly i already beat the main story and after reading what you posted i am not interested in clearing 140 gigs for so-true: The Game

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

is it weird that i was looking forward to an update after your last post? i'm genuinely glad to hear i don't have to pirate that piece of shit again

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

huh! folks, my life, it's like a video game. i spend all day, days on end, trying hard to beat the stage. the whole time? i'm collecting coins. i tell ya, it's a struggle. i mean, today i went to therapy and told him my embarrassing issues that i'm having with my life. this doctor, he tells me that i need to change and life is not a video game, he tells me stop playing and open up my eyes. where did this quack get his degree, the back of a box of peeps?

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

she looks like she goes to hot topic and buys clothes to steal valor from gay people. that's all i got here

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

i was just getting mad about it yesterday. it sucks even worse because they had a perfectly good ending last time

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

a man walked up and asked if he could socialize his dog around us, i said yes, then he tried to get me to pet him as well. i think the moral of this story is to only approach unattended animals from now on

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

i'm doing a joke about the song they posted. i basically just wrote out the lyrics as an anecdote

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