regularassbitch

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[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

okay, follow me here. it's a play on a line from battlesong on deltron 3030.

he had a cut up head, poor him/he hit me with four foreskins made of tin

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

the she/hers banded together and ousted me from the polycule because i wouldn't stop playing back cum town episodes while they were having sex in the living room. they told me it's "racist, and frankly distracting"

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i am terrified because i've seen more than one use of the phrase "ad hominem" in the comments of this video

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

why don't you repulse yourself into a ditch, you creep

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

there's a thought bubble of you reading a book

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago (10 children)

hexbear is a site for asexuals, sex-repulsed people, and just the absolute most unhinged tex avery wolves on the internet

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

i don't even want to see how they fuck up Memory

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

RODNEY DANGERFIELD: heh, my wife, she's been on this vegan kick recently. she fell in with some communists, real red-blooded folks if you get my drift. anyway, she tells me that we've got some great vegan food here. she keeps saying america has great seitan!

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

white people... not great!

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SUCK YOUR MOM

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

thank you, i was worried for a second

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