also, it's weird that they allow people to write poetry on those things. i don't care about some incontinent loser sitting there broken-hearted
i am the new Hasan
this one made me laugh audibly
santa baby, please fill up the bathtub with pee, for me
i might come and ladle a drink, to see
if you've been drinking water tonight
“It’s like a bad Christmas cracker joke,” said one northern leader in England as the government announced its latest Network North transport project: fixing potholes in London.
Christmas cracker
boring. marvel already did this but better
parcels stay losing
let me know how that goes for you
i only make good posts, sucker