regularassbitch

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[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i only make good posts, sucker

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago

also, it's weird that they allow people to write poetry on those things. i don't care about some incontinent loser sitting there broken-hearted

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

i am the new Hasan

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

this one made me laugh audibly

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

santa baby, please fill up the bathtub with pee, for me

i might come and ladle a drink, to see

if you've been drinking water tonight

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

“It’s like a bad Christmas cracker joke,” said one northern leader in England as the government announced its latest Network North transport project: fixing potholes in London.

Christmas cracker

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

boring. marvel already did this but better

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

parcels stay losing

[–] regularassbitch@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

let me know how that goes for you

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