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i sure do hope a big ole rock doesn't fall on the U.S. and then yellowstone erupts or something that would be terrible

me

i am the dragons

Even veterans of the posting wars?

edit: lol seethe

you rn

It's another name for fans of Thomas the Tank Engine

Look you can't just post the human pet guy

I'm not gonna pay attention to any of post's actual content, because once I see the profile pic and the name I just immediately go "HOLY SHIT IT'S THE HUMAN PET GUY" and my brain just shuts the fuck off

Damn I was gonna make this joke

and by make this joke I mean let it sit in my head and never post about it.

I didn't even realize this was the Onion. This isn't even like, satire anymore, this is basically what it's actually like now.

North Korea doesn't have statues. They just paint people and force them to stand perfectly still at gunpoint.

Uhm, sorry sweaty, but these pictures aren't real. They're hiding all of the oppression out of frame and are also cooking and eating orphans.