reflex

joined 2 years ago

Rescue operation underway for ill US researcher stuck 3,000 feet inside cave in Turkey in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

someone stole his leg!

What a Nutty Putty to steal a man's leg!

Snuggle smuggler in c/wholesomememes@lemmy.ml

[–] reflex@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Just like Equilibrium did it!

Ol' Ticklefingers in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[–] reflex@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Would have made a fine proctologist as well.

Name this singing group. in c/cursed_ai@lemmy.ml

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

orange pants got legs like a Metal Gear

Orange pants got that partial ocular albinism too.

Name this singing group. in c/cursed_ai@lemmy.ml

[–] reflex@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Is AI hand generation trained off pictures of thalidomide poisoning?

How do I say no to those eyes in c/cat@lemmy.world

[–] reflex@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

How do I say no to those eyes

I dunno, lolz.

Google gets its way, bakes a user-tracking ad platform directly into Chrome in c/technology@lemmy.ml

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Google has me by the balls anyway.

GrapheneOS? Are you on a Pixel?

Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] reflex@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I grew up in a house with ventless bathrooms, but plenty of Glade.

Trauma like that'll make you grow up fast.

How did you get in there?? in c/wholesomememes@lemmy.ml

[–] reflex@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How did you get in there?

Pussy Whipped in c/sexmemes@lemmyf.uk

[–] reflex@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Look into her eyes.

Japanese newspaper Gigazine goes over the slow decline of technological freedom up to today. in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Comrade, Maria is perfect japanic name, spasiba

Okey, let me put double quotes in there for ya Comrade Pedant.

TIL Peter Molyneux failed his first game so badly he started a baked bean export company, which got confused with a software firm and kickstarted his development career in c/til@lemmy.world

[–] reflex@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

After his first game venture failed, Peter Molyneux started a baked bean export business. Commodore International mistakenly offered him ten free Amiga systems . . . .

Molyneux's fate like, Get over here!