reflex

joined 2 years ago
[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Di$Unity

UnitEA. Monetize everything.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The robot is almost as tall as the mayor — but at least three-times as wide around the waist

Body-shaming the robots is how the machine revolt begins.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What are those ankle things?

Ankle monitors. Catwoman's doing the warmup.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I saw a picture of China's purported leader but it was just Winnie the Pooh.
You can't fool me with cartoons.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you blindly drive over a bridge that isn’t there because a map says so, you’re an idiot.

He was thinking fourth-dimensionally.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

'halitosis bomb'

Imagine a bomb that covers an area with tonsil stones.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Well it is called catgrass after all, not ignoredbycatgrass.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago

There’s absolutely zero reason they were going to stop at groping and handjobs.

Lauren Bloebert 😏

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago
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