reflex

joined 2 years ago
[–] reflex@kbin.social 53 points 2 years ago

They gonna release an ad-supported version to turn you into a walking billboard?

[–] reflex@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I graduated with an assosites

I’m just thinking of going back to school

Good idea. 😏

[–] reflex@kbin.social 89 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

Basile says he’s also spent his free time studying AI tools, and he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

Maybe he should start by dropping that tome of a resume.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

First look: one E.T.-lookin' MF.
Second look: the E stands for ear. 😏

[–] reflex@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Diagnosis: it's not lupus.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Chicken Soup for the Hole

Wow, what a hole.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

flagged at Alabama library because author's last name is Gay

'Bama library being dumb Fockers.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Why are the toes so curled up?

Maybe he's an elf.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Me-aww jeez.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Varicose veins seating.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Susquehanna?

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