realGulDukat

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Celebrate the legacy of the 5th and GREATEST Prefect of Bajor with this exquisitely crafted limited edition commemorative coin made from 100% gold-pressed latinum AVAILABLE NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by realGulDukat@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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My administration created more than 50 million jobs for Bajor. Boring Benjamin Sisko has never created a job in his life. He's too busy playing baseball in his holosuite. Sad! (hexbear.net)
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MAQUIS TERRORISTS ARE FLOODING THE DMZ AND BORING BENJAMIN SISKO IS DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT (hexbear.net)
 

He still REFUSES to say the words MAQUIS TERRORISM!

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Balding Benjamin Sisko said his station has a "thousand photon torpedo banks." Will someone on his miserable outpost please inform him that my fleet also has torpedo bays, but they are MUCH bigger (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by realGulDukat@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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AND they don't fire blanks!

Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] realGulDukat@hexbear.net 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

She should be in jail.

Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] realGulDukat@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Everybody knows it.

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Cranky Kira Nerys is a nasty woman and nobody likes her. I fully understand why Vedek Bareil left her for a Trill girl when he was hopped up on brain waves—he should have stuck with that decision (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by realGulDukat@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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I would like to extend my best wishes to all posters here (even the haters and Bajorans) on this very special anniversary of Wolf 359! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] realGulDukat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Some, I assume, are good humanoids. But when Bajor sends their envoys into the Alpha Quadrant, they're usually not sending their best!

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I would like to extend my best wishes to all posters here (even the haters and Bajorans) on this very special anniversary of Wolf 359! (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by realGulDukat@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak! in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] realGulDukat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I was going to have a nice day with my son but the liars and fools on subspace frequencies keep forcing me to defend my honor.

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Bossy Benjamin Sisko is trying to act like a tough guy again but we all know he is very weak! (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by realGulDukat@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
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Maybe he should spend less time criticizing my record as prefect and do something about the Bajoran terrorists he put in charge of his space station! Still waiting for that Earth certificate...