You like dark themes because you're eepy, but I thought we were supposed to be woke. 
We have pokemon sleep, now we need pokemon eat, a game to help you eat your veggies.
In one stretch but with a 3 month vacation every year, and then I would spend time working on my projects :>
This reminds me of one of the best bits from the Xanth novels, where the male unicorns peacock for the female unicorns by leaping in the air and landing horn-first in the ground, then see who can balance like that the longest.
Which is second only to the part in the same book where the main character is taking a shit in the woods when a harpy shows up and he has to try to run away with his pants down, unwiped, while the harpy is shouting abuse after him 
How quickly you forget, the chosen one (After years of meditation he has taught himself to poop without peeing)
This "you can't Forward your own ports" shit needs to be made illegal. It's cutting off your ability to run your own service and making everyone a passive consumer on the Internet if you aren't one of the big tech companies.
Is it a linux box, and if so would you be able to ssh into this box? You could rename them that way right?
Putting my pronouns on a green headband.
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Depending on how old it might be another method. Some have a switch somewhere, or a specific screw. Check out mrchromebox's page.
And yeah you just boot it with the battery disconnected once and it disables the write protect!
And if you open it up and unplug the battery, then boot off the charger that disables the write protect and you can install actual linux, though a lot of chromebooks have unique hardware that might not be supported, particularly audio IME.
I used to have a dell chromebook 11, and with bitmap fonts it was actually a pretty slick little computer for <$100.
No thank you I have an ad blocker. I'll just have the hominem.