"Are you afraid of my debate prowess?" 
You don't get to act so smug and assured when you're going to bat for the dominant ideology.
No, you're a reactionary because vegans are right and you're starting right off with the slimy "debate" techniques. It's very clear to me that your only goal is to "look right" in front of everyone, rather than actually engage.
A reactionary hobby.
There's no good, non reactionary reason to be seeking out arguments with vegans.
Do any of these have:
I day dream about stuffing the guts of a modern laptop inside with a USB hub and an enormous battery, but that's a huge undertaking.
This exists on the micro scale too. Go to a DMV in a shit hole state, it's a literal trailer home with a few dozen folding chairs in the "lobby" wait times of like 2 hours. Three completely checked out guys with no chairs and no AC seemingly for the sole purpose of maximizing their shitty attitudes. Have to schedule a driving test a week ahead. "Oh you don't have three pieces of ID and a bill to your address? Sorry, no can do."
"You think government can do anything right? You should go to the DMV then" 
Then you go to the DMV in middle-of-nowhere Minnesota with an expired passport as only ID, they don't even bother to look at it, find me on the computer, license renewed in <15 minutes with like six people ahead of me, only one incredibly efficient woman working the desk.
Evolution creates a lot of crabs, and you can find the golden ratio expressed in nature all over. What does that have to do with the price of tea?
You're hogging my whole screen 
Zabadoh is talking about drugs I'm pretty sure
Imagine the array of mobile internet of shit devices we would have if phone companies had a reasonable payment plan based on only the data you actually use.
Hell yeah, they're recording my time by the second, they should pay me by the second. If I'm clocked in you can be depositing a penny every 6 seconds into my bank account. If we started charging interest for the time between your paycheck being earned and being paid out they would figure out how to make that happen.
If you're 20 and not a Capitalist, you have no money. If you're 30 and not a Capitalist, you have no money. If you're 40 and not a Capitalist, you have no money. If you're 50 and not a Capitalist you hav-
Thanks for the dozen replies. I never expressed any intention to engage with you about veganism only to point out the reactionary tendencies you're displaying.
Yes I'm ad homing you right now. That's the purpose of my interaction and you're actually the one derailing, from my perspective.