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Tests are code too in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What if the output is encrypted? Or 34d matrix.

What if the test was testing timing. Or threading. Or error handing?

Smoking age should rise from 18, by one year every year - Rishi Sunak in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 23 points 2 years ago

New Zealand has done this

Another day, another product joining the Google graveyard. On the upside, this time it's not a messaging app. in c/technology@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Which means bard (and any new AI offering) is already dead?

Canada assassination claim sparks rare consensus in India’s polarised politics and media in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 18 points 2 years ago

The hypocrisy being demonstrated is disgusting. "Trudeau is just making accusations for his own political gain" "it was a terrorist were glad was murdered" "why can't India enact political assassinations?"

So gross. 😡

Accompanied by bad acting and writing in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 97 points 2 years ago (9 children)

The best ones show a port scan. The worst just show scrolling html source code.

What came first, the programmer or the code? in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 5 points 2 years ago

Talk to the lawyers

It's always "temporary troubleshooting" in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

ssh still doesn't work. I'm out of ideas!

Polish Government Develops Test That Can Detect If Someone Took Abortion Pills in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 23 points 2 years ago

Fuck

Cosmo joins bleptember in c/cat@lemmy.world

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are the eyes closed or just a abyss of black?

ML Engineers be like in c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 64 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Just chuck more data at it and hope for the best! It's a pretty fun strategy even if it fails a lot

Easy peasy in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotta do that for my blog. It'll score me my next job. Might cost me $300 a month for a blog no one reads.

A plane took off from Switzerland with 111 people on board and 0 of their suitcases in c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

[–] quicken@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

The one time I had a bag left behind I was flying into Narita airport in Japan. At the luggage carousel there was a person holding a sign with my name on it.