quafeinum

"the art of the shart"

People under 69 are eligible to save (on average) 7 years of their life with this one trick! Hey you, listen up! 7 out of 12 couple therapist dont want you to know this one weird brainhack: When you hear your partner coming through the front door after work drop everything you are doing because this is the one crucial step. You instantly transfem into a hug-zombie. Hug-zombies hunger for hugs(and brains) and move awkward.

Spend more time hugging/smooching than scrolling on your phone. If you are caught scrolling you owe one smooch in the scroll-jar

Fuck AI, I'm just your friendly neighbourhood shitposter o7

Yeah, snake2 was addictive.. and don't forget space impact.

But I don't want to spend my free time managing yet another server. Slap unraid on it an call it a day.

You mean the radio spots that tell me I can own a house for 400k in Alberta? As much as I want to believe that that's not complete bullshit, I think it is bullshit and pity everyone who goes through just to come back to wherever they were before.