ptolemai

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Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Little mascot from Oglaf

Mercedes Gives Customers the One Thing They've Always Wanted: Microsoft Teams in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Helpful for midlife crisis decisions: "I need it for work"

Silly goose in c/cat@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Mimic cat

'Clanker' is social media's new slur for our robot future in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Shiny hiney

No more tech hiring in India, Donald Trump tells Google, Microsoft and others to focus on Americans in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Said with a straight face, to Google and Microsoft CEOs who are both from India

They're completely serious in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Looks like octopus senbei Gis tako sembei

Is tuna lasagna any good? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

One i liked was spiced with oregano

Why can't a liquid move faster than the speed of sound in that medium? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

How about firing a compressed air canon to attempt a sonic boom

The destruction of Palestine is breaking the world in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

The victim is now the abuser

Oatmeal in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Ga Pao Large Rice

Jeans in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Mah jongg will never be the same.

Anon is completely sane in c/greentext@lemmy.ml
[–] ptolemai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

username checks out

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