I know... A while ago I was having a conversation with a Christian co-worker who was obviously working up to some kind of "witnessing" (as someone who grew up in an Evangelical Church, I know when it's coming).
I told her that I know all about it, and I will never believe it. Before she could tell me I was angry at god, I told her that it isn't possible and it wouldn't make sense because it would be like "being mad at Santa Claus."
I think she was seriously taken aback. Like it blew her mind haha
If you're just playing clean guitar through a clean amp, it's probably going to be boring for the most part.
Crank the gain up on the amp and/or get a few choice pedals, and you can make it sound like anything you want.
I like fucking around with delays and reverbs sometimes, and just make crazy ambient soundscapes.