primrosepathspeedrun

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[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Throat cancer, babe! Make out with a hottie while you smoke them like a bong!

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus -1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Artists can't pay rent now. They make music though.

I work for a better world. I do not look for excuses to reward corporations that steal from artists to burn libraries, thanks.

Vladimir Putin is clearly a 'rimworld' fan.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

But solves his problems with just the one trick (put detonator on brick of plastic explosive)

Your fav private tracker.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 4 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

Point in favor of dating tobacco smokers.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Damn, paying these guys is crazy. They can't even murder the right innocent people.

Look, I'm no ninja special operations badass, but i think, if i took a regular six figure salary with multiple months of paid training and all the military surplus gadgets I could ask for, I could double check the address and then confirm with racial recognition before murdering an innocent person.

I genuinely cannot believe a homo sapiens is capable of fucking up like this so reliably. And I'm a pretty spectacular fuck-up!

Which leads me to believe this was not a fuck up, but an assassination. Why did the cops want this person dead?

Edit: auto correct changed an f to an r but clearly it's just more radical than me.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, yes, it's killing people, but they're not people I care about so I can still safely ignore it.

Then maybe don't?

Fuck the middle of nowhere. Times square. Basically the same at that point.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why does he spit so much when he talks?

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 14 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

Never pay for music again, and don't let anyone you know do that shit either.

They come for archives–nothing should be off limits.

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