potoo22

joined 2 years ago
[–] potoo22@programming.dev 28 points 2 months ago (5 children)

If you hear a swarm of bees, you're already dead.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

Productivity peeks between 10 PM and 4 AM... Or a few hours before a deadline.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My reaction to most kids' yes/no questions.
"Do you want to play?"
"No"
"Do you have games on your phone?"
"No"
"Can I touch your face?"
"No"

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Playing Helldivers 2 is a good reminder about how squishy and delicate humans are compared to any modern weapon, regardless of who is controlling it.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

"Potoos have mastered the art of hiding in plain sight."

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"I can't pay my student loan!"

"You talk a lot of shit for someone with garnishable wages and being behind on rent!"

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Everyone knows "bees" are just batteries for "birds". And the "area" is a recharging station.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Counterpoint: The reason AI cannot be a better teacher is that it does not and cannot handle the physical "care" part of teaching. You can provide a 5th grader all the material they need to know, but good luck getting them to absorb that, especially if they don't want to learn.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 11 points 2 months ago

We'd reach the heat death of the universe before entering in 1357!

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Those are odd pin numbers

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 4 points 2 months ago

Realistically, it's more like my Focus breaks down.

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 29 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I'm reading this as crime rates would be reduced by 82%. Not 100%, but that's pretty damn good. And given that women are more likely to attack people they know, discord amoung your friend group or family would be more dangerous than walking in public.

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