piranhaconda

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[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 12 points 2 months ago (6 children)

It's more fun when it's your own mother trying to sell her MLM holistic bullshit. No mom, I don't need your snake oil pills, I needed a therapist.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I just googled "how to lick a drill press" and sadly the AI response is that I shouldn't do it because it's dangerous. Keep trying!

Edit: lick not kick... But kicking is probably dangerous too

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I was taught this for panic attacks, except it's hard to remember what to do when in the midst of a panic attack. Then I'd just get a bit distracted trying to remember which sense came next, mission failed successfully?

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Inside every man are two wolves...

Not even kidding. I had a therapist tell me this story once. I promptly found a new therapist.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Proxies. I have several full decks that are all fake cards printed from high quality proxy printing sites, ~$30-40 per 100 card commander deck, not sure how tariffs changed the cost, haven't ordered recently, but it was not a US based site. Obviously not legal in competitive play, but I only play casual amongst friends

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 9 points 2 months ago

Oh hey, I do all of these on a regular basis. And regularly got in trouble as a kid for being forgetful, despite the fact that I was a smart kid with good grades. Maybe I should talk to a doc...

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I didn't forget, I just don't know which direction that one ran off to!

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 63 points 3 months ago (10 children)

This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 3 months ago

Ok that's a new one, never heard of a butt clench back pop.

I can do pretty much every joint aside from hips and elbows. The loudest are my messed up shoulders from when I used to swim competitively. I've had multiple doctors tell me it's the loudest shoulder pop they've ever heard.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

I've heard it several times before, and always get excited because two of my front teeth were just missing, genetics, I had baby teeth in those spots but permanent adult teeth never grew in. They're implants now

Important note on this one, it mentioned they've actually started human trials in 2024, slowly getting closer? I don't know, not getting my hopes up too much.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

I immediately started searching this up on seeing the article. Should've known someone in the comments already beat me to it. Thanks for the links!

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