piranhaconda

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[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Play on words. They're saying that fucking someone lower on the 0-10 hotness scale is fucking DOWN, so fucking someone hotter is fucking UP (I don't really use that scale lol, just easiest way to describe it)

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Toeing is correct. Something like not stepping over a line, whether literal or figurative, you're up at the edge, almost crossing the line, your toes are touching it. Toeing the line.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Elementary school for me, I think 2nd grade, but yeah

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories

Tau males are gym bros (torque)

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They'd all look a lot better if they smiled more

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago

Ha, no, now they just get in the subways with big Bluetooth speakers and annoy people with that. Boom boxes phasing out didn't stop people from being obnoxious if they want to

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Care to expand on why? I've had corks dissolve and break if I didn't finish the drink quickly enough, just on liquor bottles that went unused for a year or so. Any other reason?

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system (quality meaning the frequency response, phones just physically can't get the low end without a separate speaker)

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I didn't realize there were white arrows in that pic at first. I thought they also had some goofy ass clown haircuts

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

Seconding this. I thought I was fine once I made it through college without therapy. Ha! All the shit I'd just bottled up for years was still sitting there, packed nicely in its little bottle, waiting to explode.

Ended up going through a couple years worth of therapy in my late 20s / early 30s

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I kind of assumed woman based on the fact that OP's username is Jessica, but I could be wrong

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This needs an edit to "what if I see a billionaire" after that bee that took a dive down the dude's throat.

Too soon?

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