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Yeah. The ones who are capable of getting it already got it before the comics were made. The ones who don't get it are already lost. Nothing important is being done here. We could all go an entire century without the creation of even more more little bit of trite, sanctimonious political proselytization and the course of human development would be literally 100.0% identical because that's what happens when you shovel your opinion into a hypersaturated market for that opinion.

Amazing. Bold. Courageous. Disruptive. Exceptional.

The all-new iCloth, just $38.99.

Oh and look, The Verge already has a review out:

The iCloth promises superior cleaning with a premium look and feel. While the iCloth failed to fully remove a single smudged fingerprint from our test model iPhone 15 Pro Max despite the application of an entire liter of Windex, we feel it delivers on its promise due to the premium look and feel of this one-of-a-kind accessory. A bargain at only twice the price of the identical earlier model, the iCloth comes in a whole spectrum of one dazzling color and offers a stylish device care option with premium look and feel. In addition, the accessory is very smart-looking in this posed photograph where I pretend to use it on my Apple Watch, showing off its premium look and feel. All in all, this is the smart device cloth for an enlightened consumer. Also it has premium look and feel.

Usability: 3/10
Premium look and feel: 10/10
Overall score: 9001/10

This is like the 3rd or 4th comic from this artist with the same message, same punchline, and same structure. We get it, Jennie.

Yes, and if my grandmother had wheels she would be a bike.

Or relies on donations, or relies on grants, or sells merchandise. All, along with subscriptions, are preferable to ads, which should be outlawed.

I realize there is a lot of controversy surrounding this particular topic.

There is absolutely zero controversy among people who are mentally well.

Day 573 of the 3-day special military operation: the country you tried to conquer is, by virtue of being able to accomplish one mission without completely fucking it up, now rivaling your own capability for international force projection and intervening in your proxy wars

Is Putin officially a CIA plant, or is this degree of incompetence actually somehow real?

Shoot your cat and goldfish instead of just your spouse and your dog

Ways to tell your political and economic philosophy has a sound basis:

1. You have to shoot people to keep them from trying to escape your system

The point is to use messaging apps as a data collection vector. Once they hit user saturation, they shut it down. That's what all their product shutdowns are about: they run out of useful analytics.

No no no no no you're only allowed to align your opinion along team lines or you're a radical centrist

Are the people on this website for real? I can only imagine how long a conversation with this guy feels.