pimento64

joined 2 years ago
[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 44 points 2 years ago

This will keep happening till we legislate financial and criminal liability for data breaches. As it is, the losses from this are the cost of doing business and probably cost 23andMe less than better security would have.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Kill billionaires. Behead billionaires. Roundhouse kick a billionaire into the concrete. Slam dunk a billionaire's baby into the trashcan. Crucify the filthy rich. Defecate in a billionaire's food. Launch billionaires into the sun. Stir fry billionaires in a wok. Toss billionaires into active volcanoes. Urinate into a billionaire's gas tank. Judo throw billionaires into a wood chipper. Twist billionaires' heads off. Report billionaires to the IRS. Karate chop billionaires in half. Curb stomp pregnant rich billionaires. Trap billionaires in quicksand. Crush billionaires in the trash compactor. Liquefy billionaires in a vat of acid. Eat billionaires. Dissect billionaires. Exterminate billionaires in the gas chamber. Stomp billionaire skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate billionaires in the oven. Lobotomize billionaires. Mandatory abortions for billionaires. Grind billionaire fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown billionaires in truffle oil. Vaporize billionaires with a ray gun. Kick old billionaires down the stairs. Feed billionaires to alligators. Slice billionaires with a katana.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 years ago

For one thing, being gay is not something to be ashamed of.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

Of course you'd say that, you have the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

That tracks with 99% of the stand-up comedy I've seen

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I bet a skeleton society would have a lot of phrenological bigotry

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's true, that happens to our generation as well and it's beyond shameful. You should know, though, that a lot of the voting apathy online is from the 50 Yuan Army and the RIDF.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

Are you expecting me to say millennials were appreciably better? We are, but going over the bar isn't difficult when you'd have to dig up dinosaur bones to go under it.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 years ago

GenX did the whole "vote or die" thing. GenX was credited with getting Clinton into office. GenX would have also been the ones to get Gore into office if

As a GenXer, I'm sure you know what Judge Judy says about couldas, wouldas, and shouldas. I understand your frustration, but apathy is rolling over for the boomers and "vote or die" just makes the voter turnout figures worse.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 years ago (20 children)

Gen X was the first generation to be royally fucked, but they were also whiny defeatist shitheads who insisted voting doesn't matter and chose to allow boomers to continue destroying society.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Why are you using the inferior pesto?

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