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Canada Will Legalize Medically Assisted Dying For People Addicted to Drugs in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 41 points 2 years ago (34 children)

2024: "Canada has approved medically assisted death for people who are late on their rent"
2025: "Canada has approved medically assisted death for unhoused persons"
2026: "Canada has approved medically assisted death for ~~social parasites~~ the disabled"
2027: "Canada has approved medically assisted death for adults and children with autism"
2028: "Canada has approved medically assisted death for those suffering from the effects of institutionalized racism"
2029: "Canada has approved medically assisted death for any First Nations, black, non-land-owning, or poor people who aren't already dead yet, and it's optional through 2030"

Florida man found guilty of murdering wife after she refused to go on home renovation TV show in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 45 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gotta love 14 year olds who have complex issues All Figured Out.

Zoos aren’t for animals. They’re for us. | Zoos say they’re leaders in protecting wildlife. But is it true? in c/environment@beehaw.org

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You forgot to switch sockpuppets. Also you didn't notice that I'm not the same user as the other one. Stunning powers of observation on display here.

Zoos aren’t for animals. They’re for us. | Zoos say they’re leaders in protecting wildlife. But is it true? in c/environment@beehaw.org

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Way to ignore the second half

Delicious Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'll concede fries, and tuna salad just wouldn't be the same without mayo, but pasta?

Delicious Rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's not a matter of pride, it was invented and patented by Kraft and they marketed it as "American cheese" to try to get people to buy it. It's convenient for melting on a burger, but not a whole lot else, and nobody actually likes it except for weird freaks.

Mayo is fine, it's just disgusting in excess. You should apply it to your sandwich heavily enough that it moistens the entire surface of your bread slice, but lightly enough that there's little to no "standing" mayo on top of that.

airport rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

UOHHH AIRPLANE FUSELAGE AND WINGS

hrrrng i am trying to shamelessly self-promote but i'm dummy stupid and idk how crossposting works on lemmy in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

I wish I could go back in time and have the people who created homestuck aborted

Scientist concludes: "We don't have free will" in c/science@lemmy.ml

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago

That's correct, sucks you have that constraint

Cities: Skylines 2 devs warn players of performance problems: 'we have not achieved the benchmark we targeted' in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz -2 points 2 years ago

Sure. But if you know your product is going to be trash, why not jump ahead of the curve and victimize yourself to start with? It's not difficult to do these days, and why wouldn't you do it? Altruism? At this point, not assuming this happens is just naive.