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I don't get it. Where is All Moral Value, who is Rob, and why is he The Human Experience? Is it his wrestler name?

Say "go fuck yourself lul" into the mirror to save yourself some time.

Again, I'm aware of how sealioning works. Will that be all...?

Pure schizoid word vomit. I'm surprised these people haven't moved on to claiming that Egypt doesn't exist at all, that the supposed ancient culture there is a CIA psyop that rewrote history to include references to Egypt. The entire Nile river valley is the giant-sized headquarters of the Annunaki, where they work with Yakub and Xenu to spread the illusion that the world is round—wake up sheeple!

°Ra, °Re, and °Rø are the dark triad of measurements

I know, because there wasn't a typo the first time I wrote it. You see, gotchas like that usually work better when I haven't already used the term before in a comment that you previously responded to. Don't worry though, this in no way affects my impression of your ability to pay attention to what passes in front of your eyeballs.

I do, however, take it as an admission that you had to resort to making fun of me to have something to say, just like how I already expect your next comment to be an attempt at affecting aloof detachment.

By praying to my magic sky fairy, obviously. Try to keep the thread dude, damn

...How can you even take yourself seriously? You're legitimately crossing the threshold where if I tried to mock 14 year old reddit atheists, and I just wrote that out verbatim, people would say I'm going too far because nobody actually says shit like that. It discredits atheism, I'd rather be a fundy than talk like I'm in a fan sub of Death Note.

I believe I made it quite clear that I get to do the pithy bot mot that's actually nonsense, stay in your lane.

Stamets is an internet celebrity, bro. He was right to stomp on your personhood, you had the temerity to disagree with his august opinions of his favorite network TV shows. Shame on you.

Feel free to skip the overwrought metaphor

Well there goes 90% of the show, so no, you get the long version now.

We're both standing in the middle of a soundstage (lit like a European discotheque), and you whisper-talk at me at a volume 0.01% louder than the score:
"I'd love to hear some of these examples of bad writing in the show! You can feel free to skip all of the overwrought metaphors."
and I respond
"Well if I skip the 'overwrought metaphors', I seriously doubt I'll have anything left to talk about!" then you say something about how hard this is on you emotionally, I quietly affirm that I'm here for you, then you bitterly reject it, and then I pinch off a pithy-sounding bon mot that's actually nonsense, and walk off, leaving you standing stock-still in the grip of Powerful Emotions. Then we repeat all of this six more times, taking breaks for vomit-inducing scenes where 15,000 suicidally depressed animators shove every single item in the effects library onto the screen.

But seriously, I know you're just sea lioning. It's not possible to ask that question in good faith. Imagine if I snottily asked you to give me an example of bad writing in 1994's It's Pat, you would tell me "uh, fucking everything, piss off" and you'd be right to.

Oh, look. Fallacy fallacy. How predictable. I have been well and truly out Facts and Logic'd, m'gentlesir