pimento64

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago

That last picture isn't liberation, they're now in the field of play and are therefore the shittiest outfielders I've ever seen. Setting aside not being in uniforms, they're all like 20 feet from 2nd base and so tightly clustered there's effectively no coverage in LF or RF. A line drive anywhere but dead center scores a runner on first in the best case scenario, more likely an easy inside-the-parker. If I was their skipper they'd be running drills till the sun came up.

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 years ago

Bratty Italians ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 88 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Inb4 people start shilling Brave, it's spyware and nobody cares about your shitcoins

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Take your meds

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

For me, it's Dragon Quest, it's perfect and I want them to keep it unchanged for centuries

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 years ago

Doc, I think I have moderate-to-severe ulcerative colitis, menopause, and erectile dysfunction.

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"hmmm have you considered that chronic pain isn't real and you're lying? Don't worry, I'm still going to bill your insurance for the full price of an office visit."

[โ€“] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Yeah! I just navigated that ethical dilemma with nuance while making sure to respect the dignity of everyone involved!"

"Hell yeah bro! This brings us one step closer to ending the senseless conflict that has plagued this playset for countless generations!"

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